What I Have Learnt in Lockdown.
I have learnt many wondrous things in lockdown. Some I already knew, Just needed a reminder. Others confirmed I was right in the first place. Then there are those I knew, but but didn’t need to be reminded of.
Take television. Growing up in post war London, we didn’t have a television. Later we did get one. It was big, only the screen was small. Black and white, and only one channel. The BBC, British Broadcasting Company. I soon developed the view, that if your sole topic of conversation was either the weather, the British weather at that. Or last night’s television! You were best off to shut up! In the course of our recent lockdown I have sadly watched a little more TV than normal. Education is a wonderful thing. I have learnt which is the first item of clothing a woman removes on arriving home. In my almost seventy years, I have never witnessed this. I’ve known a few women in my life. Been fortunate to witness a number undress. I may even have helped on occasion. But never have I seen the bra come off first!
Now I know a lady. She claims it is possible to remove the bra via a sleeve. Thus far she has declined my invitation to demonstrate. Leaving me to ponder the validity of her claim. Or the television add.
Other revelations! Sport is not important. You may be saddened to miss your favourite tennis tournament, football match. Or in my case motor race. But it’s not important. It’s the television rights that are important. Ways must be found to circumvent boarder restrictions, so the games can go on! There’s no one in the stands. No one to cheer. Just an empty venue, save for the cameraman. Foxtel must prevail. Well why not it does over our government.
In the late 80’s I was busy studying and writing papers on supervision and motivation of the remote workforce. Telecommuting was coming, but we had to wait almost forty years and a pandemic to see it eventuate. Do you know what FTN is? It’s fibre to the node. Another brilliant assassination of a poorly implemented piece of infrastructure. It was never a good idea, but it took a pandemic for the government to realise it. Anyone from IT saw this one coming a decade back. Similarly, I have waited 40 years fore the paperless office. The cashless society. Covid 19 has taken us closer in 5 months than the last 5 decades!
Tis the season to renovate. When it all started I bashed the plastic at Bunnings. Stoked up with all the materials for next few projects. The Pagola wasn't scheduled to be finished before June. That was completed in March. New trellis, new gate. New security. Including a smart lock on the front door. Now I don’t need to take keys with me when I go out. It even talks to me when I get back.The headboard, the seamless door frame. The bedroom is complete! Now I’m out of stuff to do. This is when you start getting silly and working through the software that will enable to lock or unlock your front door from Istanbul! To say nothing of the 15 IP address I now have in my house.
Or you start trying to configure a computer just to play your old Tomb Raider games. Then there are all those annoying little things that never worked properly. But you had learnt to live with. This is the time to fix them all. I’ve run out of them too.
At the height of the lockdpwn I realised as a retired racing driver. The most dangerous thing I was doing, was going down to the shops for a fresh loaf of bread. Answer, buy a bread maker. I soon figured I could do better myself and started baking it myself. Sold the bread-maker, but continued baking.
We also learnt that the most important purchase in our weekly shopping is bog roll. Nowhere in any news bulletin, from any news agency anywhere in the world, did I ever hear mention of Covid 19 ever causing diarrhoea! Yet toilet paper disappeared overnight off every single supermarket shelf in every village, town, city or capital throughout the world. WHY! People were fighting over it in the isles. And this was all while they were still publishing the local newspaper. Where was the panic?
Of the superannuation withdrawals you ask? Figures suggest that 64 per cent of it has gone on discretionary items such as clothing, furniture, restaurant food, gambling and alcohol. Rather than essentials like survival. In a world where toilet paper has become the number one priority. One is left to ponder where ours went wrong.
Isolation
Eric Abetz
I’ve always held the view, that if you don’t think you are going to like the answer, think twice before asking the question. Not our Eric, why oh why, if you were a sane moderately intelligent Liberal, would allow Abetz on a committee? Where could you find a more stupid person, a greater liability to your cause?
Workers are overpaid, dole recipients overpaid, politicians, apparently not. Opposed to same sex marriage, wants to beef up Religious protection laws. Oh and let's just get this question right, it may go down in history! “No ineligible project or application was funded.” Of all the inept questions we have heard from politicians over the years, that one is way up there on the list, what an absolute effing idiot. And so are we, we’re paying his wages.
Bridget Mckenzie
Angus Taylor
Josh Friedheadburg
The Isolation of ill Health
It would make sense to specialise say in Cardiac at Port Macqurie, maybe Neurosurgery in Coffs, Orthopaedic, say Armidale, and so on. You can’t hope to duplicate those services everywhere.
Yes there is travel involved both for patients and families, what you need to make it work is transportation, and that's what we don’t have. I have Just returned from a stay at the Royal North Shore Hospital, Sydney. The spinal unit, so unsurprisingly, my back is not good. Normally when travelling to Sydney I’ll take the overnight train, and wake up in Sydney. Why it should take best part of nine hours to travel 525 kilometres on a train in 2019, or why you can drive it three hours faster, is anyone's guess, but that’s on a good day. On a bad day, like last time, well there’s no overnight train, so day time only, due I’m told to deplenishing rolling stock, another surprise. The XPT (Express Passenger Train) ha, ha, has been running since 1982, it's almost forty years old, it's a museum piece, and it looks like it. So daytime only, that won’t get me into Sydney, in time, so I have to go a day early. So I need an additional night’s accommodation, more expense. But this just keeps getting better, the train is over an hour late into Sawtell, it’s only come from Grafton! More than two hours late into Sydney. I had arranged accommodation at the Patient / Carers facility at Royal North Shore, all closed up and secure well before the train's arrival in Sydney, never mind the cross harbour trek and walk from St Leonards Station. So I need to arouse security at the main entrance who let me in, thank you. The accommodation was great, everything you need, quiet and comfortable.
First appointment is for an EOS scan, a scanner that keeps you vertical, it looks like a transported from Star Trek, probably with disappointment I exited still in the same place! Not available in Coffs Harbour, it takes less than five minutes. The nearest one to Coffs is Newcastle, or Brisbane.
Next appointment, the surgeon, not much happens other than impressing on me how much I don’t want surgery! Next appointment January, 2020. “What about the pain I ask?” Pain killers comes the answer. What is it with the medical profession these days, let's just treat the symptom! Pain is a symptom, what about treating the cause?
And so to the journey home. The eleven o’clock morning train out of Central will do nicely. But no, currently it’s a coach, my spine cannot endure coaches, been there done that. The alternative is the seven o’clock, which means I have to be up at 5.30am, dressed, walk to St Leonards, catch the train to Central and catch it, which I do. I cannot tell you how discussing the food is, but imagine having to chew on a croissant and that’s the good news. And so back home, the obligatory over one hour late. Then the nightmare obstacle course to file the IPTAS claim, I swear they do it deliberately, so the punters will give up and go away. And I get to do it all again next January! (if there is a train at all)
Compliant, or Complicit?
Riots 2019
Local Health
Roger Harris 3/13-15 Wybalena Crescent Toormina, NSW 2452 Phone: 0405 055 088 Email: rogerch@tpg.com.a 29 ...
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Roger Harris 3/13-15 Wybalena Crescent Toormina, NSW 2452 Phone: 0405 055 088 Email: rogerch@tpg.com.a 29 ...
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